Annoying Sitcom Characters
They make you turn the channel. They make you cringe. If they were real, you would want to kill them. They do not exist in our reality.
I hate cheesy sitcom characters. There are plenty of them. I don't understand them. Anyways...here are my all time top ten most annoying sitcom characters.
1. Mona-Who's The Boss- The oversexed queen of the one liners. My Grandma does not behave this way. Every episode she was having another date or offering sex advice. Slut-Whore!!! Most Grandmas give you ten bucks for your birthday...Mona would probably get you a subscriptiopn to Hustler. Tony Danza did not deserve her. By the way Mona, get your own house and a job.
2. Jonathan Bower- Who's the Boss- By the way, I hated this damn show. Jonathan was the annoying creep who had no life. I wanted to beat the crap out of him. He was recently outed by STAR Magazine. I could have told them that he was gay since 1986. He was upset with Angela during one episode. He muttered, "Great Balls Of Fire, Mom!" Most 11 year olds would say, "Gee, That Sucks!" Who came up with this charcter. He would have received a butt kicking if he went to my high school. He freakin sucks!
3. Natalie- The Facts of Life- One Joke Wonder. We get it Natalie...You're fat. That was her thing. She was fat. Every storyline was about her being obese. Try Atkins!!! Eastland was so fake. There is no way Blair would have hung around with Natalie. They should have had a "very special episode" where Natalie gets stabbed.
4. Jessie Spano- Saved By The Bell- I'm so excited! I'm so scared!!!! Jessie got addicted to caffeine pills. She played the lead in Snow White in the Seven Dorks. She was Student Council President. She wouldn't date guys shorter than her. She sang a song to Slater's dead lizard. If I did that stuff, I would have to kick my own ass.
5. Blossom-Blossom- There is no way any good natured high school boy would ever date Blossom Russo. Why? The beak. Look at that thing. She looked like a damn bird. That show was a load of BS. She dressed like a maniac and people called it hip! Were we all blind? It looked like the Lucky Charms Leprechan threw up on her. No , seriously Blossom, your hat looks cool!
6. Grandma Winslow- Family Matters- Grandma always got a huge laugh whenever she said something "cool." They tried to make her hip but she came across like an idiot. She was just inappropriate. I hated the beginning credits when she was reading Rolling Stone. "I love u2!" No you don't. You are 112 years old!
7. Eric Matthews-Boy Meets World- Is he trying to be funny or is he mentally challenged? I understand that he was the dumb, good looking older brother. He got more idiotic as the years went by. He had a strange relationship with Feeny too! What exactly was going on there? How did he end up going to college? Why did he end up hanging out with his younger brother's friends? If that was me, I would have got my ass kicked.
8. Kimmie Gibbler-Full House- Shut up!!!! You are not freakin funny!!! Everyone in the Tanner household (except DJ) hated her. DJ, you are not cool for hanging out with an annoying girl who dresses like a moron. There should have been an intervention episode where they forbade DJ to hang out with Gibbler. She was a bad influence on all the Tanner girls. She should have gone to a special school.
9. Andy- Family Ties- He's cute...we get it. Throw him a cute line and people will like him...Hell No! "Oh Look (gush), a tiny Alex P. Keaton!" No! There was only one Alex P. Keaton. We don't need another one. A mini-me. He was cute for about 12 seconds. Now he has tatoos and a band. The kid is a walking cliche. I loathe him!
10. Screech and Urkel- Come on. Grow up. As the years went by, they both got higher pitched voices and continued to dress like mental patients. There is only one original. HORSHACK!!! Neither has a career now. I hope they saved some money.
I hate cheesy sitcom characters. There are plenty of them. I don't understand them. Anyways...here are my all time top ten most annoying sitcom characters.
1. Mona-Who's The Boss- The oversexed queen of the one liners. My Grandma does not behave this way. Every episode she was having another date or offering sex advice. Slut-Whore!!! Most Grandmas give you ten bucks for your birthday...Mona would probably get you a subscriptiopn to Hustler. Tony Danza did not deserve her. By the way Mona, get your own house and a job.
2. Jonathan Bower- Who's the Boss- By the way, I hated this damn show. Jonathan was the annoying creep who had no life. I wanted to beat the crap out of him. He was recently outed by STAR Magazine. I could have told them that he was gay since 1986. He was upset with Angela during one episode. He muttered, "Great Balls Of Fire, Mom!" Most 11 year olds would say, "Gee, That Sucks!" Who came up with this charcter. He would have received a butt kicking if he went to my high school. He freakin sucks!
3. Natalie- The Facts of Life- One Joke Wonder. We get it Natalie...You're fat. That was her thing. She was fat. Every storyline was about her being obese. Try Atkins!!! Eastland was so fake. There is no way Blair would have hung around with Natalie. They should have had a "very special episode" where Natalie gets stabbed.
4. Jessie Spano- Saved By The Bell- I'm so excited! I'm so scared!!!! Jessie got addicted to caffeine pills. She played the lead in Snow White in the Seven Dorks. She was Student Council President. She wouldn't date guys shorter than her. She sang a song to Slater's dead lizard. If I did that stuff, I would have to kick my own ass.
5. Blossom-Blossom- There is no way any good natured high school boy would ever date Blossom Russo. Why? The beak. Look at that thing. She looked like a damn bird. That show was a load of BS. She dressed like a maniac and people called it hip! Were we all blind? It looked like the Lucky Charms Leprechan threw up on her. No , seriously Blossom, your hat looks cool!
6. Grandma Winslow- Family Matters- Grandma always got a huge laugh whenever she said something "cool." They tried to make her hip but she came across like an idiot. She was just inappropriate. I hated the beginning credits when she was reading Rolling Stone. "I love u2!" No you don't. You are 112 years old!
7. Eric Matthews-Boy Meets World- Is he trying to be funny or is he mentally challenged? I understand that he was the dumb, good looking older brother. He got more idiotic as the years went by. He had a strange relationship with Feeny too! What exactly was going on there? How did he end up going to college? Why did he end up hanging out with his younger brother's friends? If that was me, I would have got my ass kicked.
8. Kimmie Gibbler-Full House- Shut up!!!! You are not freakin funny!!! Everyone in the Tanner household (except DJ) hated her. DJ, you are not cool for hanging out with an annoying girl who dresses like a moron. There should have been an intervention episode where they forbade DJ to hang out with Gibbler. She was a bad influence on all the Tanner girls. She should have gone to a special school.
9. Andy- Family Ties- He's cute...we get it. Throw him a cute line and people will like him...Hell No! "Oh Look (gush), a tiny Alex P. Keaton!" No! There was only one Alex P. Keaton. We don't need another one. A mini-me. He was cute for about 12 seconds. Now he has tatoos and a band. The kid is a walking cliche. I loathe him!
10. Screech and Urkel- Come on. Grow up. As the years went by, they both got higher pitched voices and continued to dress like mental patients. There is only one original. HORSHACK!!! Neither has a career now. I hope they saved some money.
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