Mary-Year 1

Tomorrow is my daughter's birthday...and I haven't screwed her up yet.
I remember when I was 1, the good old days. Just Kidding.
The year has flown by and I can't believe that I am still a father.
I am so lucky to have a healthy, beautiful daughter.
Someone once said that you learn something new every day. With a child, you learn something new every minute.

Anyways here are the top ten things I've learned since becoming a parent.

1. When it's your kid, it's not called babysitting, it's called parenting.

2. Babies R Us is very fashionable.

3. Bert and Ernie are kind of gay.

4. Don't heat up a bobo with the nipple still on it.

5. Poop can come in a variety of shapes and colors.

6. The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town.

7. Stage 3 Peas don't look as yummy coming out via projectile vomit.

8. Bedtimes vary depending on moods.

9. Baby + Cookies = Nasty

10. I've learned how lucky I am, because I know so much about Babies R Us, Bert and Ernie, Bobo's, Poop, The Wheels on the Bus, Stage 3 Peas, Projectile Vomit, Bedtimes and Cookies!

Happy Birthday Mary!
Love
Dada